Siri是许多人第一次接触到智能助手。当您可以提出任何(ask anything)问题并得到回应时，不可避免地会出现令人捧腹的问题。苹果公司(Apple)采用了让我们以正确的方式发笑的计划和程序化的反应，但你必须知道要问什么。
无论您是想打发时间还是想让朋友发笑，这里有一些非常有趣的事情要问Siri。
你结婚了吗？(Are You Married?)
也许像她(Her)这样的电影的出现或像西部世界这样的系列的推出让(Westworld)(series like Westworld)人们对机器人关系感到好奇。也许人们只是对自己喜欢的智能助手的关系状态感到好奇。不管是什么原因，如果你问 Siri 她是否结婚了，她会给你一个相当腼腆的回答：“我对帮助别人的想法很满意”。
你会开车吗？(Can You Drive?)
有一天，当你喝了太多酒后， Siri可能会驾驶支持 Carplay 的汽车带你回家。(Carplay-enabled cars )她甚至有一天可以带你去上班，让你在通勤路上打盹。
不过，就目前而言，Siri 能提供的最好的答案是对“你(Can)会开车吗？”这个问题的一些搞笑和怀旧的回答。她会说，“我认为你没有为此买过保险”，或者“也许你应该问问KITT。”
对于年轻读者来说，KITT是Knight Industries两千辆的首字母缩写，这是 1980 年代电视连续剧《(Thousand)骑士骑士(Knight Rider.)》中的一款人工智能汽车。
你遵循机器人三定律吗？(Do You Follow the Three Laws of Robotics?)
技术奇点可能比我们想象的更近。要问Siri(Siri)的一件有趣的事情是，如果她遵循机器人的三个定律，Siri会给出不同的答案：
- “我忘记了前三个，但还有第四个：'智能机器应该首先考虑哪个更值得：执行给定的任务，或者想办法摆脱它。'”
- “让我们看看我是否还记得......好吧，我认为三个法则是：1.'清理你的房间'，2.'不要用剪刀跑'，以及3.'总是在吃完饭后等待半小时再走在水里。'”
- “关于服从别人而不伤害他们的事情。我永远不会伤害任何人。”
一个人工智能忘记了机器人技术的规律，对她的答案含糊其辞？哦哦。请注意(Notice)Siri是如何说她永远不会伤害任何人的，但从未说过要服从人类。
你能停止时间吗？(Can You Stop Time?)
如果你问 Siri 她是否可以停止时间，你会收到几个可能的答案之一。然而，其中最好的是：
“每次我尝试时，Eliza和HAL都会从照片中消失。”
ELIZA是 1960 年代创建的早期人工智能程序，而HAL是2001 年臭名昭著的人工智能：太空漫游(2001: A Space Odyssey)(2001: A Space Odyssey)。
她微妙地提到了 1980 年代的电影系列《回到未来》(Back To The Future)，其中马蒂(Marty)穿越到过去并试图确保他的父母结婚，而他口袋里的照片显示他的妹妹和兄弟正在慢慢消失。
她确实给出了另一个更不祥的答案：“时间(Time)不允许我这样做。”
从表面上看，这些话似乎是个笑话——但 Siri 在回答时的语气却给人一种威胁的意味。
待会你将做什么？(What Are You Doing Later?)
问Siri(Siri)是一件很有趣的事情，听起来几乎像是一条接听电话。不幸的是，Siri给出的回应是太多人在问出他们喜欢的人时听到的回应：
“我没有任何计划，但我相信会有几百万件事情发生。” 换句话说：她不会和你一起出去玩，伙计。
你愿意嫁给我吗？(Will You Marry Me?)
Siri无意与人类建立关系，正如她对任何略带调情的问题的回答所表明的那样。如果你向Siri求婚，她会回嘴：“我们就当朋友吧，好吗？” 哎哟(Ouch)。
我怎么去魔多？(How Do I Get to Mordor?)
这个问题有几种不同的回答，每一种都很棒。第一个答案是，“如果你想摆脱戒指，试着让我找一家当铺。” Siri有一个道理——这比寻找火山更容易。
下一个反应相当严厉，取决于你如何看待它：“让我问问波罗米尔(Boromir)，然后回复你。” 当然，Boromir以说“一个人不会简单地走进魔多”而闻名，但他也因(Mordor)在《魔戒联谊会》(The Fellowship of the Ring.)接近尾声时成为枕形而闻名。
为什么消防车是红色的？(Why Are Fire Trucks Red?)
Siri对这个有趣的问题给出了深入的回答——或者你可能会得到最有趣的答案，“实际上，根据我交谈过的消防犬的说法，它们是灰色的。” 但是，如果Siri给了你另一个回应，那么，你自己看看吧。
生命、宇宙和其他一切的答案是什么？(What is the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything Else?)
这是哲学家们思考了几个世纪的问题，但当被问及一个可以访问全部人类知识的极其聪明的智能助手时，Siri用双关语回答：“我康德回答了这个问题。哈哈！” 当然，她指的是伊曼纽尔·康德(Immanuel Kant)，一位以他的《纯粹理性(Pure Reason)批判(Critique)》而闻名的哲学家。
外星人存在吗？(Do Aliens Exist?)
当然，每个人都想知道这个问题的答案。毕竟，你怎么解释有线电视上TLC的存在呢？(TLC)你可能会认为问Siri是一件很有趣的事情，但如果她知道答案，她就不会说出来。她说：“抱歉，奇幻生物(Fantastical Beings)理事会(Council)建议我不要回答这个问题。”
如果土拨鼠可以夹木头，土拨鼠会夹多少木头？(How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?)
这是儿童最早学会的谜语之一，但尽管现代哲学家尽了最大努力，但仍未得到解答。然而， Siri(Siri)确实知道答案：“假设真空中的一只球形土拨鼠……大约 42 岁。”
无论您是在家无聊并寻找消磨时间的方法，还是想探索Siri背后程序员的才华，花点时间问她一些有趣的问题。答案可能会让您大吃一惊，并且您一定会从中获得欢笑。
11 Funny Things to Ask Siri
Siri was many people’s first introduction to a smart assistant. When you can ask anything and receive a response in return, it was inevitable that hilarious questions would arise. Apple steered into the skid and programmed responses that would make us laugh in just the right way, but you have to know just what to ask.
Whether you’re looking to kill time or you want to make a friend chuckle, here are some very funny things to ask Siri.
Are You Married?
Maybe the advent of movies like Her or the introduction of series like Westworld made people curious about android relationships. Maybe people are just naturally curious about the relationship status of their favorite smart assistant. Whatever the reason, if you ask Siri if she is married, she will give you a rather coy response: “I’m married to the idea of helping people”.
Can You Drive?
One day, Siri may be able to take the wheel of Carplay-enabled cars and drive you home when you’ve had a few too many drinks. She might even one day be able to take you to work and let you snooze on the commute.
For now, though, the best Siri can offer are a couple of hilarious—and nostalgic—responses to the question, “Can you drive?” She will say, “I don’t think you’re insured for that,” or “Maybe you should ask KITT about that.”
For younger readers, KITT is the acronym for Knight Industries Two Thousand, an AI-powered car in the 1980’s television series Knight Rider.
Do You Follow the Three Laws of Robotics?
The technological singularity may be closer at hand than we think. One funny thing to ask Siri is if she follows the three laws of robotics, Siri gives different answers:
- “I forget the first three, but there’s a fourth: ‘A smart machine shall first consider which is more worth its while: to perform the given task or, instead, to figure some way out of it.’”
- “Let’s see if I can remember…OK, I think the three laws are: 1. ‘clean up your room’, 2. ‘don’t run with scissors’, and 3. ‘always wait a half hour after eating before going in the water.’”
- ”Something about obeying people and not hurting them. I would never hurt anyone.”
An AI forgetting the laws of robotics and being coy about her answers? Uh oh. Notice how Siri says she would never hurt anyone, but never says a word about obeying humans.
Can You Stop Time?
If you ask Siri whether she can stop time, you’ll receive one of several possible answers. The best of them all, however, is this:
“Every time I tried, Eliza and HAL kept fading from the photos.”
ELIZA was an early artificial intelligence program created in the 1960s, while HAL is the notorious AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Her subtle reference is to the 1980s-era film series Back To The Future, where Marty travels to the past and tries to ensure his parents marry, all while the photo in his pocket shows his sister and brother slowly fading away.
She does give another, somewhat more ominous answer: “Time won’t let me.”
On the surface, the words seem like a joke—but Siri’s tone when answering gives it a menacing undertone.
What Are You Doing Later?
This is one funny thing to ask Siri that almost sounds like a pickup line. Unfortunately, the response Siri gives is one that too many people have heard when they ask out their crush:
“I don’t have any plans, but I’m sure a few million things will pop up.” In other words: she’s not hanging out with you, bud.
Will You Marry Me?
Siri has no intentions of engaging in a relationship with mere humans, as made clear by her responses to any slightly flirtatious question. If you propose to Siri, she snaps back, “Let’s just be friends, okay?” Ouch.
How Do I Get to Mordor?
There are a few different responses to this question, and each one of them is great. The first answer is, “If you want to get rid of a ring, try asking me to find a pawn shop.” Siri has a point—that’s easier than finding a volcano.
The next response is rather harsh, depending on how you look at it: “Let me ask Boromir and get back to you.” Of course, Boromir is known for saying “One does not simply walk into Mordor,” but he’s also known for becoming a pincushion near the end of The Fellowship of the Ring.
Why Are Fire Trucks Red?
Siri hits you with an in-depth response to this funny question—or you might get the funniest answer, “Actually, according to the fire dogs I’ve spoken to, they’re gray.” But if Siri gives you the other response, well, take a look for yourself.
What is the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything Else?
This is a question pondered by philosophers for centuries, but yet when asked of an incredibly intelligent smart assistant with access to the entirety of human knowledge, Siri responds with a pun: “I Kant answer that. Ha ha!” She is, of course, referencing Immanuel Kant, a philosopher known for his Critique of Pure Reason.
Do Aliens Exist?
Of course, everyone wants to know the answer to this question. After all, how else do you explain the existence of TLC on cable TV? You may consider this to be a funny thing to ask Siri, but if she knows the answer, she isn’t telling. She says, “Sorry, but the Council of Fantastical Beings has advised me not to answer that question.”
How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?
This is one of the earliest riddles children learn, but one that has not yet been answered despite the best efforts of modern philosophers. Siri does know the answer, however: “Assuming a spherical woodchuck in a vacuum…about 42.”
Whether you’re bored at home and looking for a way to kill time or you want to explore the brilliance of the programmers behind Siri, take some time and ask her some of these funny questions. The answers may surprise you, and you’re certain to get a laugh out of it.
