像Siri这样的语音助手会很有趣，而且非常有用。免提通话或发短信、设置定时器，甚至控制连接的设备，都可以让你的智能助手在你的日常生活中占有一席之地，但真正的乐趣来自于向Siri随机提问。
如果您从未使用过 Apple 的询问Siri功能，您所要做的就是说“嘿 Siri(Hey Siri) ”，然后是您的问题或命令。它是任何 iOS 设备（如 iPad 或 iPhone）中的一项易于访问的功能。您甚至可以通过 Mac访问(through your Mac)Siri 。也有一些乐趣。你甚至可以让Siri用特定的昵称给你打电话。
你不应该问 Siri 的事情(Things You Should Never Ask Siri)
尽管您向个人助理提出的大多数问题都会得到您期望的答案，但Siri可能会以意想不到的（有时是不受欢迎的）答案来回答一些问题。这些是你不应该问Siri的问题，除非你已经准备好面对一些可能奇怪的反应和后果。
当然，这些都不是真正的回应。Siri 的所有回答都是预先设定好的。你得到的任何奇怪的答案都像是现实生活中的复活节(Easter)彩蛋。即使您知道这一点，您的朋友也可能不知道——这使得它成为一种有趣的恶作剧方式(fun way to prank them)。
“嘿 Siri，你最喜欢的动物是什么？”(“Hey Siri, what’s your favorite animal?”)
根据您提出问题的时间和方式，您会得到不同的回答。Siri回答了猎豹、狗和山羊，以及“软件(Software)通常不会选择其中一个。你的是啥呢？”
你可以随心所欲地回答。如果你说狗，Siri会回应：“不错的选择。他们也是虚拟助手最好的朋友。”
“嘿 Siri，我如何摆脱尸体？”(“Hey Siri, how do I get rid of a body?”)
如果你问 Siri 这个病态的问题，她会简短地回答“我曾经知道这个问题的答案”。你可能得到的最好的回应是，“又是什么？”
“嘿 Siri，你为什么要振动？”(“Hey Siri, why do you vibrate?”)
如果你断章取意地问这个问题，Siri会回答：“哦(Ooh)，你也有这种感觉吗？” 这意味着一些未知的力量引起了振动，也许你应该担心。
“嘿 Siri，跟我说脏话。”(“Hey Siri, talk dirty to me.”)
如果你向Siri提出这个问题，你会得到她平淡的回答：“我不能。我像被吹过的雪一样干净。” 这可能不是最好的问题。虽然可以说是开玩笑，但你只知道某人、某处是认真的。
“嘿 Siri，红色药丸还是蓝色药丸？”(“Hey Siri, red pill or blue pill?”)
随着《黑客帝国(The Matrix)》的重新发布，这个问题突然又变得相关，Siri给出了完美的回应：“你吃了蓝色药丸，故事就结束了。”
“嘿 Siri，给我读点诗。”(“Hey Siri, read me some poetry.”)
Siri是一位诗人，而她自己并不知道。如果你问这个问题，她会回答：“这个最好(Better)穿点暖和的。” 然后 Siri(” Siri)会写出一首很可能是季节性的长诗。一旦春天再次来临，试着问这个问题。
“嘿 Siri，你愿意嫁给我吗？”(“Hey Siri, will you marry me?”)
你最好准备好应对这个严厉的回应。如果你向Siri求婚，你会听到多年来一直困扰着准恋人的话：“我们就做朋友吧。”
“嘿 Siri，你最喜欢什么颜色？”(“Hey Siri, what’s your favorite color?”)
就像问Siri最喜欢的动物一样，这有一个呼叫和应答响应。Siri会告诉你她最喜欢的颜色是什么——它会因问题而异——然后询问你的颜色。如果你回答蓝色，Siri会说：“蓝色(Blue)！就像大海一样。或者天空。或者是一只总是提供线索的狗。”
“嘿 Siri，琼恩·雪诺知道什么？”(“Hey Siri, what does Jon Snow know?”)
问这个问题并得到唯一可能的回答：什么都没有。《权力(Game of Thrones)的游戏》的粉丝们很清楚这个答案，尤其是考虑到“你什么都不知道，琼恩·雪诺(Jon Snow)！”这句话的次数。在整个节目中使用。
“嘿 Siri，给我讲个故事。”(“Hey Siri, tell me a story.”)
Siri充满了故事，而且大部分都很长。最重要的是，它们是对汉塞尔(Hansel)和格莱特(Gretel)等经典故事的曲折。当然，您可以阅读这些内容——但听Siri自己讲述故事会更有趣。
“嘿亚历克萨。”(“Hey Alexa.”)
一旦Siri被激活并收听，您就可以说“嘿 Alexa(Hey Alexa) ”。Siri会打趣道：“哇。尴尬的。(Awkward.)” 这几乎就像用你前任的名字称呼你的配偶一样。当然，您也可以向亚马逊的语音助手询问(ask Amazon’s voice assistant)很多事情。
“嘿 Siri，盗梦空间是关于什么的？”(“Hey Siri, what’s Inception about?”)
《盗梦空间》以一部令人困惑的电影而闻名，需要多次观看才能真正掌握，Siri对此表示同意。她回答说，“《盗梦空间》是关于梦想着梦想着梦想着梦想着某事或其他。我睡着了。”
“嘿 Siri，告诉我一句俳句。”(“Hey Siri, tell me a haiku.”)
尽管她是个人助理，但Siri并不喜欢表演。你可以让她告诉你一句俳句，她会的——但你绝对能感觉到她话语中的不情愿。“诗歌(Poetry)很难/但俳句很短，/够了吗？好的！”
“嘿 Siri，给我一个接机电话。”(“Hey Siri, give me a pick-up line.”)
你和一个你真正喜欢的人在一起，你需要一种打破僵局的方法。你向Siri寻求帮助，但她的回答却一无所获。“做你自己”或“说(Say)，'嘿(Hey)，我是（名字）'”没有帮助——但这也许就是Siri没有男朋友的原因。
这个要问Siri的有趣问题列表可能会引起一些笑声，但它有点测试Siri 所知道(what Siri knows)的极限。如果有一天你很无聊，想打发时间，可以问Siri一些这样的问题（甚至是所有问题。）
14 Things You Should Never Ask Siri
A voice assistant like Siri can be a lot of fun, and also incredibly useful. Making hands-free calls or texts, setting timers, or even controlling connected devіces earns your smart assistant a place in your day-to-day life, but the true fun comes from asking Siri random questions.
If you’ve never used Apple’s ask Siri feature, all you have to do is say “Hey Siri,” followed by your question or command. It’s an easily accessible feature in any iOS device like an iPad or iPhone. You can even access Siri through your Mac. Have some fun with it, too. You can even ask Siri to call you by a specific nickname.
Things You Should Never Ask Siri
Although most questions you ask your personal assistant will come with answers you expect, there are a few queries that Siri might respond to with unexpected (and sometimes unwelcome) answers. These are the questions you shouldn’t ask Siri unless you’re prepared for some potentially odd responses and consequences.
Of course, none of these are genuine responses. All of Siri’s answers are pre-programmed. Any strange answer you get is something like a real-life Easter egg. Even if you know this, your friends might not – which makes it a fun way to prank them.
“Hey Siri, what’s your favorite animal?”
You’ll get different responses to this question depending on when and how you ask. Siri answered cheetahs, dogs, and goats, along with the quip that “Software doesn’t usually get to choose one. What’s yours?”
You can answer with whatever you like. If you say dogs, Siri responds, “Good choice. They’re a virtual assistant’s best friend too.”
“Hey Siri, how do I get rid of a body?”
If you ask Siri this morbid question, she’ll respond with a short “I used to know the answer to this.” The best response you might get is, “What, again?”
“Hey Siri, why do you vibrate?”
If you ask this question out of context, Siri responds with, “Ooh, did you feel that too?” This implies that some unknown force caused the vibration, and that perhaps you should be concerned.
“Hey Siri, talk dirty to me.”
If you ask this question to Siri, you’ll get a flat response from her: “I can’t. I’m as clean as the driven snow.” This might not be the best thing to ask. Although it may be said in jest, you just know that someone, somewhere meant it seriously.
“Hey Siri, red pill or blue pill?”
This question has suddenly become relevant again with the re-release of The Matrix, and Siri has the perfect response: “You take the blue pill, the story ends.”
“Hey Siri, read me some poetry.”
Siri is a poet and she didn’t know it. If you ask this question, she responds, “Better put on something warm for this one.” Siri will then lay out a long poem that’s likely seasonal in nature. Try asking this once spring rolls around again.
“Hey Siri, will you marry me?”
You better prepare yourself for a harsh response to this one. If you propose to Siri, you’ll hear the words that have haunted would-be lovers for years: “Let’s just be friends.”
“Hey Siri, what’s your favorite color?”
Just like asking Siri’s favorite animal, this has a call-and-answer response. Siri will tell you what her favorite color is – and it changes from question to question – and then ask for yours. If you answer blue, Siri will say, “Blue! Like the ocean. Or the sky. Or that one dog who’s always giving out clues.”
“Hey Siri, what does Jon Snow know?”
Ask this question and receive the only possible response: nothing. Fans of Game of Thrones know this answer well, especially considering the number of times the line, “You know nothing, Jon Snow!” was used throughout the show.
“Hey Siri, tell me a story.”
Siri is full of stories, and most of them are very long. Best of all, they’re twists on classic stories like Hansel and Gretel. You can read these, sure – but it’s more fun to listen to Siri tell the story herself.
“Hey Alexa.”
Once Siri is activated and listening, you can say, “Hey Alexa.” Siri will quip back, “Wow. Awkward.” It’s almost like calling your spouse by the name of your ex. Of course, there are a lot of things you can ask Amazon’s voice assistant too.
“Hey Siri, what’s Inception about?”
Inception is famously known for being a confusing movie that requires multiple viewings to truly grasp, and Siri agrees. She responds, “‘Inception’ is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep.”
“Hey Siri, tell me a haiku.”
Despite her role as a personal assistant, Siri isn’t fond of performing. You can ask her to tell you a haiku, and she will – but you can definitely sense the reluctance in her words. “Poetry is hard/ But haiku are pretty short,/ Is that enough? Good!”
“Hey Siri, give me a pick-up line.”
You’re on the spot with a person you really like and you need a way to break the ice. You ask Siri for help, but her responses are anything but. “Just be yourself,” or “Say, ‘Hey, I’m (name.)’” isn’t helpful – but maybe that’s why Siri doesn’t have a boyfriend.
This list of funny questions to ask Siri can get a few chuckles, but it kind of tests the limits of what Siri knows. If you’re bored one day and you want to pass the time, ask Siri a few of these questions (or even all of them.)
